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All of the flavor and none of the guilt

eunice lorraine parker
12 March
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I like short stories. I live in the Maxi Pad and cook a lot. The other day, when I was leaving for work, a guy was sleeping outside Value Village, just taking a nap in the sun. When I came back, he was being arrested, but he didn't seem to mind too much. I like Gin Gibsons with extra onions. I wish I knew more about cartography. Sometimes I think about moving to Alaska or Montana. I tell a lot of lies and take things way too personally, except for important things, which I don't take seriously at all.

My favorite extinct bird is the Great Auk.
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